I have decided that may I want to try something new with my life. I thinking owning a barge and giving people trips up and down the canals in France would be a great way to spend one’s life. I am broke, so if you would like to donate to my dream feel free to do so below.
The barge I want to get is really great, and my goal is $200,000.00 If someone donates the full amount you can be my first mate! Smaller donations would definitely get a free ride on the barge. Thanks all!
As soon as the conservative Christian wingnuts take over the Supreme Court, lazy, pleasure-oriented, anti-capitalist, anti-big-business lifestyles such as boating up and down the Seine will be declared ungodly, un-Christian, unconstitutional and absolutely forbidden, esp. for godless atheists and gays.
I’d love to make a donation, I really would…
I’m not donating because I want to keep Josh here in Pittsburgh to go to the theater with me occasionally.
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