Well Tommy Boy Ridge has joined the exodus of Bushies getting the hell out of Washington. In looking back at the first director of Homeland Security, I think we should think about what he’s done.
- Color Coding Terrorism. Take note of the subsequent popularity of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy. Coincidence? You decide.
- Raising the threat level whenever 5 or more democrats got together. Those blasted Democratic National Conventions just scream haven to a terrorist.
- He increased the market value of duct tape.
- He made sure that we as Americans would be able to keep a close eye on crop dusters in the hands of Al-Qaeda.
- Firemen who aren’t firemen. Luckily we have not been attacked by any terrorist firemen.
Thanks Tom for accomplishing all of this for America. Oh and guess what, you didn’t deliver Pennsylvania to W, so ha ha ha ha ha….