A friend sent me the link entitled Children’s TV Unites to Launch Pro-Homosexual Campaign of ‘Tolerance’, which linked not to a real news source but to the Christian News Service. Please take moment to read this thing, and get a good laugh. These people are outraged that cartoon characters would subvert Christian authority by using music like “We are Family” to turn all children into sodomites. I unfortunately did not have Sponge Bob Square Pants, but I some how still became gay. I even fought against pro-hetero subversion like Daisy Duke’s infamous short shorts.
Anyway, this one is good for a laugh. Then have a drink and cry that it is not satire, but far too fucking real.